Humor Sarcastic Happy New Year Quotes, Jokes, Funny Messages, Images, Gif 2023! A little humor on New Year’s wishes can make everything better. Send some funny New Year wishes and make people’s day with some sense of humor. Send some sarcastic or hilarious New Year messages to your close ones and make them laugh their heart out. Make them laugh with your jokes and praise you for your wittiness. Here are some funny New Year wishes that you can post on social media or send to your beloved ones to make them laugh. Hope these funny New Year quotes will make their way to spread some happiness on such a festive.
Humor Sarcastic New Year Quotes 2023
My New Year’s resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. Like I won’t screw that up right away.
Cheer to another year of resolutions we won’t finish. Happy New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s Resolutions!
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
Cheers to those who are walking into the 2023 single. Happy New Year!!
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Money won’t solve my problems, but a glass of champagne would.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
It’s officially New Year’s Eve, you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the new year.
Don’t expect any New Year’s resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mounted delight, that you have all come to know and love!
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
Well, my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. Happy New Year!!
My new year’s resolution was going to be that i whould stop being sarcastic, but dammit, I’m no quitter.
People say that laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I don’t believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead in this New Year.
Many years ago, I made a New Year’s resolution to never make new year’s resolutions. Hell, it’s been the only resolution I’ve ever kept!
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything is nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm, wind, and everything fine.
Every New Year’s I have the same question: ‘How did I get home?
You’d be in good shape if you run as much as your mouth. Happy New Year!
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments in this New Year!!
Funny New Year Wishes
New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers and leave behind all your tears!
I wish you a prosperous new year! Don’t forget to change your calendar.
Don’t ask about my new year’s resolutions because all my past resolutions are yet to be done. Have a blessed new year!
So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year 2023.
Happy New Year from someone adorable, handsome, intelligent, and who always wants to see you smiling.
Happy New Year! Spoiler Alert: It’s going to feel the same.
Happy New Year, my love. The next year can be a great year together if you just agree with everything I say.
I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
New years are like restart buttons. You think you can push the button and start things all over again but then realize your life is too messed up to be restarted fresh!
My dear friend, I hope you don’t forget me when we meet a year later. A very happy new year to you!
Happy New Year to you! See you next year.
Funny New Year Messages
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
Wishing you a successful 12 months, a Joyful 52 weeks, lovely 365 days, a memorable 8760 hours, blessings of 525600 minutes and the happiest 31536000 seconds. Happy New Year!
I cannot believe another year has come for us to ruin, and I am looking forward to doing the same thing all over again. Happy new year!
I hope you finally learn how to put your brain to use this year. I wish you a happy new year!
The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.
I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
I hope this new year brings you joy and happiness because you look so ugly when you cry. I don’t want to witness that ever again.
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you a Happy New Year.
This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count, and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!
Funny New Year Wishes for Friends
You have so many things to gain this year including success, fame, and wisdom. Don’t just focus on gaining weight instead. Happy new year dear friend!
May you learn to use your brain in the coming year. It’s a wonder that you got through all these years without having one. Happy new year!
Happy New Year, my best friend! You have been with me through thick and thin, hope you can spare one more year.
Wasted another year and will waste more, but thank God I am doing this with you. Happy new year!
I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!
Have some faith in me this year just like the previous ones- I will be your partner in crime.
Hope you will not be bothered with New Year’s resolutions this year as well. May God bless you, friend.
Oh wait! You are traveling to the future! Take me with you before the night ends. Happy New Year!
What a climactic end to a year! Let’s do it again next year. Happy New Year!
Happy Birthday to the World! And a happy new year to you, my friends.
Funny New Year Quotes
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams
“It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” – William Thomas
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I will quit drinking beer from 2023 new year’s eve but red wine, Russian vodka and champagne are welcome!”
“This is a new year. A new beginning. And things will change.” – Taylor Swift
“New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain
“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.” – Brooks Atkinson
“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.” – Henry Moore
Funny New Year Quotes for Him
Hope you are not looking to make new starts to the old New Year habits. Love you tons.
This New Year, I wish you overcome all the obstacles and Have an awesome new year, my lifeline.
Happy New Year, Dear! Another year of dating the most perfect guy in the world! You should feel lucky, my love!
May this New Year bring you opportunities to go crazy, love. Happy New Year. Let’s drink till we pass out.
May this new year your resolution be to buy me more gifts and hold my shopping bags. Happy new year, sweety!
I hope this New Year brings you happiness and also a lot of money so that you can afford to shower me with lavish presents. Happy New Year!
Funny New Year Quotes for Her
Cheers to another year of resolution you would meet halfway through, but sweetheart, I would love you anyway.
May the drinks take you throughout the year and make you forget about your miserable times. Best wishes, darling.
Another year had passed of me tolerating the annoying you. I hope you are less annoying this year. Happy new year!
My person, Happy New Year. May this year brings you love and happiness. I hope I will disappoint you lesser than last year. Tons of Love.
Seems like your new year’s resolution is already pixeled, Honey! Anyway, Happy New Year!
On this New Year’s Eve, I pray to God to grant me the patience to laugh at all your puns and the motivation to let you spoil me with gifts. Happy New Year, Love!
All I wish is that this new eve comes with a lot of joys for you since you look ugly while crying. Happy New Year!
May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since the Black Friday sale.
Happy New Year, Sweetheart. I hope you won’t shed ugly tears this year at all. I would love to witness only your happy face. Love you.
May God bless us and grace me with patience to deal with you. Joking, you are the LOML. Happy New Year, babe!
Funny New Year Wishes For Colleagues & Boss
Dear boss, in the blink of an eye, a new year has arrived upon us. So without further ado, please add that “extra” bit to our salaries! 😀 Happy New Year, boss!
Wishing you a happy and prosperous new year, dear workmate! Now, forget the past, and move on to better places! 😛
I hope this new year gives us new reasons to complain to the management! Jokes apart, Happy New Year, my fellow corporate comrades!
Happy New Year, boss! We don’t need free lunch, we just need free “dollars”! 😀
I wish you the very best new year, which will knock out every other new year wish out of the park!
May your trips and tricks work amazing for you in this upcoming year. Stay sane and sober.
New Year is a new beginning, so make new resolutions that you are absolutely going to ditch this year. Happy New Year.
Sarcastic New Year Wishes 2023
Don’t be so worried about what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s but worry more about what you eat between New Year’s and Christmas.
May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!
Another year has come, and we are still wasting our time doing nothing. Time for us to celebrate this again. Happy new year!
Do I need new resolutions this year? I don’t think so, since I have already finished all possible resolutions. Happy new year!
My new year’s resolution is to let go of all my bad habits. Let’s go and do it all together for the last time again. Happy new year!
New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!
I’m sorry, a special sorry for you! Please Excuse my mistakes at the beginning of the new year and Get Ready in New Year for New Mistakes! Because I can’t change myself, Happy New Year!
Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!
Cheers to the upcoming year- to the new blenders that we will bring into our lives. Best of luck to us.
This New Year brings you new opportunities hope you will not be a scarecrow and ace them. Then again, you as a scarecrow would look good. Happy New Year.
This new year, make some resolutions you will at least try to fulfill rather than the past year’s one. Best of luck and Happy New Year.
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now ordinary… which means you have met your New Year’s resolution.
May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.
May you have the grace and wisdom to act kindly, learning to distinguish between what is personal and what is not. May you have good friends to mirror your blind spots.
It’s New Year’s Eve! Time for fireworks and treats. Just be careful though, Be safe or you’ll lose a finger or two. Have a wonderful new year!